♥法修納家庭在弗羅里達的生活♥ ©

今天跟老弟在Skype打屁,講了都快二十多分鐘了,他遲遲不開視訊...... 所以我就問他: "Is there something wrong with ur webcam??"
"No.....I just didn't want to hurt your feelings....." 他有點耍賤跟故意裝神秘的說...
"Hurt my feelings??!! Why?" 我有點懷疑跟不懂的回答
"Well.....remember we started the diet at the same time??" 他有點得意的說...

我仔細的回想了一下,沒錯,在一個月前老弟是有說過為了"鼓勵"我減肥要跟著我一起減的. 但是我一直以為他是開玩笑的才沒把他當真啊!! 難道.....?!?

"Yeah, so? and?" 我心裡已經有數了,但是嘴巴還是滿硬的回答...
"Well, I am LEAN AND SKINNY NOW!! and I heard that you are still FAT!!" 然後狂笑!!
"幹!! 怎麼可能啊??" 我幾乎尖叫的說!

我弟這個死孩子,原本就是又高又瘦的(我172Ccm,他就有185cm吧? 5呎11吋是幾公分我不會算)而且他愛漂亮的程度不差我跟我媽....
老弟原本為了跟老公一起上健身房練肌肉(老公是有執照的Certified Personal Trainer)買了一堆weight gainer每天在那猛喝的"增肥", 結果兩,三個月後,果然練出了一身的肌肉! 但是人總是不知足,過了一段時間,他又認為他可能瘦一點會更好看,搞了半天把"買"來的體重又減去了一半.....

所以啦,當他說要"陪"我一起減肥時,我根本沒把他的話聽到耳裡,想不到他居然還給我來真的!!

"Son of a bitch, are u for real?? SHOW ME!!!" 我忍著我超忌妒又羨慕的怒火說
"Ok, are you sure?? I am warning you, my face is nice and thin now!! no more "Baby fat!"他繼續用"愛現"的口吻跟我說廢話
"JIMMY, EITHER NOW OR NEVER!! DO IT!!" 我終於用吼的 (被打擾到在看電視的小強弟弟用力的瞪了我一眼!)
"哈哈哈....Here we go!!!" 他邊說邊開窗

"DAMMIT, YOU DO LOOK SKINNY!!!!" 我恨恨的"讚美"他
"Yes, I know, I know.....don't hate!!......Ha, is that Vinny?? tell him to come here...." 他跟我炫耀完後想轉移話題的跟Vinny說話....
"Hi Vinny, it's uncle Jimmy!!! I love you......so do u want to know my secret??" 一邊跟Vinny說話一邊"很了不起"的問我..
"Yeah, yeah, tell me....." 我已經被打敗了....
"Well, you gotta use detox! if you use that for 2 weeks, I can guarantee you can lose up to 10lbs!" 他很有信心的說
"uh....don't you shit your brains out on that??!" 我有點動心的問
"Duh! of course u do!!" Roll his eyes....
"Oh man, really?? damnnnn....." 我的動心已經有點搖晃了....
"Well, no pain no gain.....that's why I AM SKINNY!!" 又在炫耀了!
"唉,好吧.... 那我就試試看吧...." I finally give in...


"Ok, I am gonna be late for work, gotta go now, I'll talk to you later.....bye Vinny, I love you!!" 走了...




結論: 我下午會去GNC買來試試看......祝我成功囉!!@@








他剛洗完澡!ㄏㄏ (碼的,臉真的變尖了 >.


之前有點Baby fat!